Super Heros

Villain #1 who we will call Connor for this story, comes to me this morning whining, "Mommy, Mommy" while looking down at his hands. After looking down at his hands I whined something else rather loudly. Imagine your cute toddler with hands that look like the Incredible Hulk, no not big and muscular but GREEN, very very green. After a fun jog around the house to find the source of his new found super powers I found it the Kryptonite- Green Food Coloring all over my leather couch. Then KAPOW Brendan stepped on the yellow food coloring sending a stream of what Brendan described as blood all over the slate floors. I felt myself transforming into my own Incredible Hulk character, clothes ripping and veins bulging, although my hue was definitely more red than green. After regaining composure I grabbed the paper towels and water and was able to save the day with no stains except some cute green hands.
Villain #2 who we will call Trevor for this story, is all dressed for T Ball this morning when he politely asks dad to help him with his belt. It is at this point dad realizes that he is really Captain Commando. We had always had suspicions of his double life, but there it was in all its glory. Captain Commando complained about having to take of his pants and shoes to truly become Trevor once again. Dad, our hero, saved the day by explaining why Captain Commando could not go to the baseball fields. Hopefully we have seen the last of Captain Commando!
All in a days work....